Johnny's football coach has sent him to Ms. Claus for some extra help. His grades are bad, the playoffs are coming up and he needs to perform. Holly is always very concerned about her students' performance, especially her male students' performance.
"I have an idea," she says, her DD-cups bulging out of her tight, blue dress. "I do some tutoring from home. Maybe after practice, you can come over and work on it with me."
That's fine with Johnny, but when he gets to Ms. Claus' house, he's right back where he started: dazed, confused and kinda brainless.
"Why is this important?" Johnny asks as he reads a text book on sexual reproduction.