Give a divorcee a hand...and a facial

In this video, we revisit the benefits of living down the hall from a divorcee. The divorcee is Kristyna, who's 43 and from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and the lucky bastard is Juan, who lives in the same building as Kristyna. Right next door, as a matter of fact. Juan is helping Kristyna with her groceries "Can I give you a couple of bucks for your help?" Kristyna says. "Don't worry about it," chivalrous Juan responds. "It's been lonely since the divorce," Kristyna says, "and being here without the kids, sometimes I need a little extra help." "That's what neighbors are for," Juan answers. "Is that what they're for?" Kristyna muses. "I did want to talk to you about one thing. It's a little embarrassing, to be honest. At night, sometimes, when you're-�I'm assuming alone in your apartment�-I can hear you�you know, when you're doing your thing." Wait a second here! Is Juan the loudest jacker ever? How loud can a person be when he's jacking? Well�"It gets me a little… Read More »