Charley Rose Loves Hung Juries
February 25th, 2009
No wonder so many innocent criminals are locked up in the slammer, waiting for DNA evidence to set them free. They weren't found guilty because of shaky evidence or partial juries. They were found guilty because their incompetent lawyer spent too little time concentrating on their case and too much time fucking his hot stenographer. At least that's how we see it, in our judgment. This poor dude is trying to work on his closing argument, but Charley's sitting there with her legs spread, rubbing herself, and before he knows it, he's blurting out, "My cock is hard," which only makes Charley rub herself more. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we find Charley Rose guilty of having a hot body that must be fucked, and if some poor dude has to go to prison because of it, that's his tough luck." Case closed.