When we first met 48-year-old Crystal, she told us, "I've been told for years that I should do porn, especially the sex part." Today, in Crystal's first hardcore video, we find out why. It's not just because she's hot and sexy. It's because she talks like a porn star, too. "Get that fucking cock over here next to me now," Crystal Jewels demands. She's wearing a strapless, lavender dress and stockings that we can see the top of. "What happens if I don't come over there right now?" Juan asks. "Well, I might have to make you come over," Crystal says. "You don't want this pussy?" "Why don't you tell me what you're going to do with my cock first?" Juan says. Now, Juan can get away with this kind of stuff because he's a stud in a porn scene and he knows he's going to get some no matter what he says. But our recommendation goes as follows: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! Because at home, your woman might not say what Crystal says next: "I want it in my hot, wet pussy," she says.