"I don't think the women at my country club would even know what a cream pie is," said Ciara, a wife from Atlanta, Georgia, who hit the big 5-0 just a few days ago! "I'm not even sure they would know what a MILF is!"
Well, if anybody from Ciara's country club is reading this, we'd like to enlighten them.
1. A MILF is a "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." Ciara, who has grown children, is a prime example of a MILF.
2. A cream pie is when the guy in a hardcore porn scene shoots his load inside the woman's pussy instead of cumming on her ass, her face or her tits (or anywhere else). In these pictures, Ciara gets a cream pie.
"My friends at the country club would never approve," Ciara said. "Many of the members there are very uptight. I think I'd get kicked out if anybody found out about this."
Ciara, your secret is safe with us. And every 40SomethingMag.com member.