Gia Marie, 47, looks a lot like a shy, reserved, MILF-next-door, and in many ways, she is. But, as you can see, she didn't hesitate to show off her C-cup naturals with dark areolae and sharp nipples, and she's very proud of her ass. Gia Marie is not only sexy, she has a sense of humor, too. We asked her what would be her dream car and she said, "A blinged-out Ford Pinto." A Ford Pinto? They haven't made those in over 30 years. Are there even Pintos on the classic-car market? "Just kidding," she said, smiling. "It's a Mercedes convertible." And the funniest pickup line she's ever heard? "Well, this toothless guy tried to flirt with me. I couldn't understand a word he was saying." Gia Marie's wildest sexual encounter has a touch of humor to it, too. "I was in the backseat of my car with a guy, and we were in a park, and we weren't really keeping track of time. We got locked inside the park!" Gia Marie told us she keeps her pussy unshaved because "I've found most men like when a mature woman keeps her pussy hair. I've never shaved my pussy and I don't intend to, unless my soul mate turns out to be a guy who likes shaved pussy.