"Ivan, you can tell me anything," guidance counselor Jenny Mason, 43, says to her student Ivan. "What you say here is confidential."
"Well, Ms. Mason," Ivan sputters. "I need to score some condoms from you. My girl wants to go all the way. I heard you have condoms for free."
"Sorry, Ivan, but I'm all out of condoms," Ms. Mason says. "You're the tenth student that's come by this week. The school is supposed to receive more next week."
"I can't wait till next week," Ivan protests. "What if my girlfriend changes her mind?"
"Well, there's always oral sex," Ms.