What's Suz, a 50-year-old housewife from rural Georgia doing in 40Something magazine? "Well, my husband and I own an adult store, and we're both swingers," she said. "Does that answer your question?" Kind of. Got anything else, Suz? "I once had sex on deck during a booze cruise in Jamaica. The crew and a bunch of other people watched. I like to be watched." Okay. That explains a lot. But it doesn't quite explain everything. Yes, Suz is 50, and when we pointed out that she doesn't look a day over 45, she said, "Thank you." Then we said that since we can't show a model's I.D., readers might not believe she's 50. "That's okay," Suz said. "They're just gonna have to take my word for it.