Fucking On The Record

We've always wondered what stenographers were for. Didn't somebody invent the tape recorder, say, 50 years ago? But here, we find out what they're for: Sucking and fucking. Charley Rose, who in real life is a 40-year-old housewife from Knoxville, Tennessee, plays the role of stenographer/fuck toy perfectly. Bravo! She likes to be watched, so watch her. "I once had a foursome in a parking lot downtown," she said. "It began with some girl-girl play and ended up with each other's spouses. We had the car windows fogged up and the car rocking. We didn't care who watched!" Like we said, watch. And if you'd like, take notes.