In her return to 40SomethingMag.com, 46-year-old Arizona divorcee Tori Dean takes Al's big salami up her tight pooch and is rewarded with a facial coating. The coating, of course, is cum.

"I wasn't really into anal sex until recently," said Tori, who was once named "Legendary MILF of Arizona" by a radio station. "I had tried it a handful of times, but I wouldn't say I actually liked it. Then I got with a guy who knew what he was doing, and I liked it. Your stud definitely knew what he was doing!"

Hey, that's why he's a professional stunt cock. As for Tori, she's a medical assistant and a mom. She's not a nudist or a swinger. She likes younger men.

"I love younger guys because they are ready to go and are totally turned on by me, which increases the intensity and the passion."

We've got news for you, Tori. Guys of all ages--younger, older, the same age as you--are turned on by you. Who wouldn't be? A woman who takes it up her ass and offers up her pretty face for cum? Perfect!